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A far right candidate is the best Republicans can do?

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Interesting blog post from Ventura County Star reporter Timm Herdt. Seems like the Ventura County Republican Party has decided to move further to the right.

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Word on the street is that Osborn and the VCRCC are scared sh*tless that McCoy will win the primary because they know not only will he get blown out in November but that he will drag down every republican in VC!

The real word on the street is that the Republican Party will support Sean Paroski, a much more viable candidate than the flash in the pan McCoy.

Don't believe what the above idiot says (ever). He's just desperately plugging the Democratic Party, which is definitely going to be in a world of hurt this next election because of Obama and in the 2016 elections as well.

Word on the street is that Osborn and the VCRCC are scared sh*tless that McCoy will win the primary because they know not only will he get blown out in November but that he will drag down every republican in VC!

Looks like "Real Word on the Street" who claims to be part of the VCRCC did not hear that Paroski dropped out of the race two weeks ago, yet this brain dead loser claims they will be supporting him? Looks like this clown belongs in the circus!

How come every time republicans hate something they become more like it? They hate terrorists so they torture people. They hate countries that don't respect a human being's individual right to pursue life, liberty, and happiness of their choosing. Now the republicans want "their religious leaders" all over the country to run for public office.

There is nothing wrong with being religious or a pastor. Those are your personal beliefs. The problem arises when a pastor legislates their religious beliefs. The republican party is encouraging a religious sect to take control of the United States government. They want it to be a trend that acting pastors control our government.

What has our experience as human beings been when a singular religious ideology controls the people? They believe there is a "war on Christmas"... They see themselves as victims. They fit the profile of what we call a "Islamic" terrorist. Their religious book says "thou shall not kill" yet they ignore it just like the religious leaders they are trying to kill.

“But I say to you who hear, Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you. To one who strikes you on the cheek, offer the other also, and from one who takes away your cloak do not withhold your tunic either." Jesus Christ

Listen to this bleeding idiot, Nobody. All of the conclusions this imbecile reaches are based on pure speculation and fantasy. I would encourage everyone not to pay any attention to anything this fool says from this moment forward.

He's clearly disturbed and needs mental health counseling. I would ask that everyone pray for Nobody that he will receive the help he needs to get his life back on track. Thank you Dear Lord.

I will endure your rash of insults in return for your prayer. I rate my comments by how many times you call me names and bear false witness. My last comment was a 8 using this method which is pretty good thank you.

If Pastor Rob and other Pastors did a good job teaching the lessons of Jesus to republicans we could go back to arguing about more important things such as sports.

Pastor Rob are you against the death penalty? I hope so because in the ten commandments is clearly states "Thou shall not kill". I know some Christians feel they found a loop hole in that rule but they don't have to convince me they have to convince Jesus. If Pastor Rob does believe in the death penalty how would he explain his choice to Jesus?

As stated previously, please feel free to completely ignore the idiot above (Nobody). He comes on here with his nonsensical comments about someone he doesn't even know, Pastor Rob McCoy. Anyone in his right mind would dismiss these comments as irrelevant and meaningless.

He fails to comment on someone he does know, however. That person, of course, being Jacqui Irwin. Jacqui Irwin was at one time a level-headed, non-partisan, independent thinker who wasn't beholden to any particular political ideology. Well, now she fully subscribes to the thinking of her leftist sisters-in-crime, Hannah-Beth Jackson, Lois Capps, and Julia Brownley. She has been told by the Democratic Party that she will begin towing the line - or else! If Jacqui Irwin hopes to get elected to office she will do what her Party bosses say - or else!

Your own, personal, Assemblymember
someone to hear your prayers,
someone who cares

Your own, personal, Assemblymember
someone to hear your prayers,
someone who's there

Feeling unknown
and you're all alone,
flesh and bone,
by the telephone,
lift up the receiver,
i'll make you a believer

Take second best,
put me to the test,
things on your chest,
you need to confess,
i will deliver,
you know i'm a forgiver

Reach out and vote faith
Reach out and vote faith

Your own, personal, Assemblymember
someone to hear your prayers,
someone who cares

Your own, personal, Assmeblymember
someone to hear your prayers,
someone to care

Feeling unknown
and you're all alone,
flesh and bone,
by the telephone,
lift up the receiver,
i'll make you a believer
i will deliver,
you know i'm a forgiver

Reach out and vote faith
Reach out and vote faith
Reach out and vote faith

Reach out and vote faith


Hey u/real word on the street! Don is right. Sean Paroski dropped out of the assembly race two weeks ago. What's more is Paroski is now Campaign Manager for your "flash in the pan McCoy!"

Shut up Robert (Nobody incognito)! Who cares about Sean Paroski? The bottom line is we need someone in there rather than Jacqui Irwin. She has clearly been bought and sold by the left wing of the Democratic Party and that's definitely not going to fly with the voters of this District.

If that means we put a conservative pastor in there or a more moderate Port Hueneme City Council member, then so be it. Anyone but Irwin!

And, by the way, Nobody, your little poem/song stinks and makes no sense whatsoever, just like most of the stuff that comes out of your mouth. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm not someone else incognito. I'm Robert. Nice to meet you too.

I don't personally care much for Sean Paroski, but u/real word on the street did. He/She was mistaken regarding the viability of Paroski and rode McCoy off as a "Flash in the pan" with obvious distaste. I was emphasizing the irony in that his/her "viable" candidate was now out of the race and took a job that could best be described as "the foremost responsible person for getting McCoy elected," besides maybe McCoy himself. See the paradox? I thought not.

I'm curious. What makes Jacqui Irwin "bought and paid for by the left wing?" If by a registered Democrat, who happens to solicit and receive the endorsement and donations of other Democrats and Democrat-aligned establishments and special interests, and happens to vote as a Moderate Democrat....uhh, sure, I guess.

Guess I could flip that logic on you about any number of Conservatives or any politician, I suppose.

Dennert -- I really hope you get enjoyment out of these anonymous comments because god knows they don't serve much of any purpose nor contain any valuable rhetoric. Haha.


Come off of it, Robert/Nobody (one in the same person). Who do you think your kidding here?

Forgetting for a moment your incognito behavior, let me cut right to the chase on your questions regarding Jacqui Irwin. Just to educate you a bit, Jacqui Irwin was once a very independent-thinking, bi-partisan, pragmatic politician who just happened to be a registered Democrat.

Since she has announced her candidacy for this seat, however, she has changed her stripes several shades to the left. This, presumably, is because the VCDCC has leaned heavily on her and told her that she needs to tow the Party line if she expects an endorsement and financial support from them. There goes your independent thinker.

Whomever the Repubs support (presumably McCoy) will be a better option than Jacqui Irwin at this stage in the game. That's all I'm saying, Bobby.

The loser above (also goes by Tea Party Loser Tom and a 100 other fake loser names) has claimed in the past to be on the VCRCC. If that is true than this idiot is the bottom man on the totem pole and last to know! This idiot was promoting Paroski 2 weeks after Paroski dropped out! Yeah, you are really in the know, right loser? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come off of it, Robert/Nobody (one in the same person). Who do you think your kidding here?

Forgetting for a moment your incognito behavior, let me cut right to the chase on your questions regarding Jacqui Irwin. Just to educate you a bit, Jacqui Irwin was once a very independent-thinking, bi-partisan, pragmatic politician who just happened to be a registered Democrat.

Since she has announced her candidacy for this seat, however, she has changed her stripes several shades to the left. This, presumably, is because the VCDCC has leaned heavily on her and told her that she needs to tow the Party line if she expects an endorsement and financial support from them. There goes your independent thinker.

Whomever the Repubs support (presumably McCoy) will be a better option than Jacqui Irwin at this stage in the game. That's all I'm saying, Bobby.

How does a dime a dozen lawyer turned oil company public relations goon vote? Let's look:

Jeff Gorell voted No on SB 665 Holding oil companies accountable for drilling damage Toxics & Chemicals Smart Growth, Land Use & Planning

Jeff Gorell voted NO on AB 976 Enforcing the Coastal Act Ocean / Coastal Protection. Do you think it's because Jeff Gorell works for oil companies to this day? DUH!!

Jeff Gorell voted NO on SB 448 Preventing oil companies’ market manipulation Transportation.

Jeff Gorell voted NO on AB 1648 Disclose Act for clean and fair elections Good Government

Dime a dozen lawyer? Lol. Jeff was a Ventura County Deputy District Attorney, punk. For the mentally challenged, like Nobody/Robert, that means his job was putting bad guys in jail. Are you going to find fault with that too, moron?

Jeff Gorell served his country well, doing two tours of duty in Afghanistan. When was the last time this little punk, Nobody/Robert, did anything for his country besides whine about how we should have never gotten into the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.

Well, guess what? Your President, Oblunder, promised to get us out of Afghanistan within 18 months of taking office and had every opportunity to do so. But, we're still there - 6 years later! That's the trouble with Oblunder. He makes really good speeches when he's running for office, but then fails to deliver.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The loser above (also goes by Tea Party Loser Tom and a 100 other fake loser names) has claimed in the past to be on the VCRCC. If that is true than this idiot is the bottom man on the totem pole and last to know! This idiot was promoting Paroski 2 weeks after Paroski dropped out! Yeah, you are really in the know, right loser? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does a dime a dozen lawyer turned oil company public relations goon vote? Let's look:

Jeff Gorell voted No on SB 665 a law Holding oil companies accountable for drilling damage Toxics & Chemicals Smart Growth, Land Use & Planning

Jeff Gorell voted NO on AB 976 a law Enforcing the Coastal Act Ocean / Coastal Protection.

Jeff Gorell voted NO on SB 448 a law Preventing oil companies’ market manipulation Transportation.

Jeff Gorell voted NO on AB 1648 a law Disclose Act for clean and fair elections Good Government

Jeff Gorell, If really wanted to protect us tax-payers you'd stop the $133.8 billion to $280.8 billion in annually subsidies we pay to oil companies. You know those guys you work for. Maybe do that instead of cutting food assistance to veteran's families.

Dime a dozen lawyer? Lol. Jeff was a Ventura County Deputy District Attorney, punk. For the mentally challenged, like Nobody/Robert, that means his job was putting bad guys in jail. Are you going to find fault with that too, moron?
Jeff Gorell served his country well, doing two tours of duty in Afghanistan. When was the last time this little punk, Nobody/Robert, did anything for his country besides whine about how we should have never gotten into the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.

Well, guess what? Your President, Oblunder, promised to get us out of Afghanistan within 18 months of taking office and had every opportunity to do so. But, we're still there - 6 years later! That's the trouble with Oblunder. He makes really good speeches when he's running for office, but then fails to deliver.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does a dime a dozen lawyer turned oil company public relations goon vote? Let's look:

Jeff Gorell voted No on SB 665 a law Holding oil companies accountable for drilling damage Toxics & Chemicals Smart Growth, Land Use & Planning

Jeff Gorell voted NO on AB 976 a law Enforcing the Coastal Act Ocean / Coastal Protection.

Jeff Gorell voted NO on SB 448 a law Preventing oil companies’ market manipulation Transportation.

Jeff Gorell voted NO on AB 1648 a law Disclose Act for clean and fair elections Good Government

Jeff Gorell, If really wanted to protect us tax-payers you'd stop the $133.8 billion to $280.8 billion in annually subsidies we pay to oil companies. You know those guys you work for. Maybe do that instead of cutting food assistance to veteran's families.

Dime a dozen lawyer? Lol. Jeff was a Ventura County Deputy District Attorney, punk. For the mentally challenged, like Nobody/Robert, that means his job was putting bad guys in jail. Are you going to find fault with that too, moron?
Jeff Gorell served his country well, doing two tours of duty in Afghanistan. When was the last time this little punk, Nobody/Robert, did anything for his country besides whine about how we should have never gotten into the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.

Well, guess what? Your President, Oblunder, promised to get us out of Afghanistan within 18 months of taking office and had every opportunity to do so. But, we're still there - 6 years later! That's the trouble with Oblunder. He makes really good speeches when he's running for office, but then fails to deliver.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The loser above (also goes by Tea Party Loser Tom and a 100 other fake loser names) has claimed in the past to be on the VCRCC. If that is true than this idiot is the bottom man on the totem pole and last to know! This idiot was promoting Paroski 2 weeks after Paroski dropped out! Yeah, you are really in the know, right loser? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Gorell voted No on SB 665 a law Holding oil companies accountable for drilling damage Toxics & Chemicals Smart Growth, Land Use & Planning

Jeff Gorell voted NO on AB 976 a law Enforcing the Coastal Coastal Protection Act.

Jeff Gorell voted NO on SB 448 a law Preventing oil companies from market manipulation.

Jeff Gorell voted NO on AB 1648 a Disclose Act for clean and fair elections.

The tax-payers are paying oil companies $133.8 billion to $280.8 billion in annually subsidies. You don't hear Jeff Gorell complain about that because he's a owner of a public relations firm for oil companies. He's also acts as the companies lawyer. You know what they say about a person being their own lawyer? They have a fool for a client.

I almost died laughing when I watched the Congressional reaction to Oblunder's so-called "stern speech" directed at Russia regarding the Ukraine situation. They were all rolling over themselves in fits of laughter.

And Vladimir Putin and Bashar Assad were high-fiving each other after the speech celebrating what a weak loser Oblunder is. At least Bush always backed up his talk with action. Not the case with Oblunder. He'll talk all day about something and then forget what he said about it the next day. What a poor excuse for a leader!!!

As a leader of the GOP I want to make clear that we are in Putin's pocket! Putin has oil and money and as you all know that is all it takes to own the GOP! Sure he may be a former commie and a bully, but we don't care, give us some money for our re-election campaigns and we'll do whatever in the hell you want us to do!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Listen to this idiot! Trying to divert the discussion from Oblunder's weak little sister of a leader reputation to Republicans for Putin? WTF???

Doesn't make a lick of sense. But, that's typical of this dummy. Constantly throwing crap out there to see if it will stick to the wall. And, of course, nothing sticks because he's a moron and nothing he says makes any sense at all.

And what about that unpatriotic biotch. Michelle Oblunder, mocking and disrespecting the American flag the other day? She ought to be forced to pack her things and leave the White House immediately for conduct unbecoming of a First Lady. You never saw Laura Bush acting like that. What a low class scum ball!

The worst of it was when Oblunder, the little wussy, looked over at her after her remark and said "Yes, dear." You can tell who wears the pants in that family!

We in the GOP are proud to bend over for Mr. Putin and for Kim Jong Un anytime they demand us to bend over as long as they shove some money in our pocket! You may remember that we opposed going to war against Hitler given he shared many of our values.

At a joint news conference today between President Vladimir Putin and President Barack Oblunder on the Ukrainian crisis, President Putin suddenly burst through his shirt like the Incredible Hulk to reveal broad shoulders and rippling biceps.

Then, in a process that took over 10 minutes, President Oblunder, with the help of several Secret Service agents, removed his coat, tie, and shirt to reveal a pair of skinny, weak-looking arms and a long, thin, turtle-like neck. He then slowly read from the teleprompter: "Bring it, Mr. Putin, sir."

They had to discontinue the news conference on President Putin's side because everyone, including the reporters and camera crew, were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. President Putin walked off, laughing hysterically while continuing to flex his biceps...

At a joint news conference today between President Vladimir Putin and John Boehner, leader of the GOP on the Ukrainian crisis, President Putin suddenly burst through his shirt like the Incredible Hulk to reveal broad shoulders and rippling biceps. Several republican men then fell to their news and bowed to Putin!!
Then, in a process that took over 10 minutes, John Boehner, with the help of several Secret Service agents, removed his coat, tie, and shirt to reveal a pair of skinny, weak-looking arms and a long, thin, turtle-like neck. He then slowly read from the teleprompter: "Bring it, Mr. Putin, sir."

They had to discontinue the news conference on President Putin's side because everyone, including the reporters and camera crew, were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. President Putin walked off, laughing hysterically while continuing to flex his biceps as several leading republican men got on their hands and knees and screamed "Give it to us Putin!"

At a joint news conference today between President Vladimir Putin and President Barack Oblunder on the Ukrainian crisis, President Putin suddenly burst through his shirt like the Incredible Hulk to reveal broad shoulders and rippling biceps.

Then, in a process that took over 10 minutes, President Oblunder, with the help of several Secret Service agents, removed his coat, tie, and shirt to reveal a pair of skinny, weak-looking arms and a long, thin, turtle-like neck. He then slowly read from the teleprompter: "Bring it, Mr. Putin, sir."

They had to discontinue the news conference on President Putin's side because everyone, including the reporters and camera crew, were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. President Putin walked off, laughing hysterically while continuing to flex his biceps...

And hey, loser, stop stealing my material You unimaginative little punk!

At a joint news conference today between President Vladimir Putin and John Boehner, leader of the GOP on the Ukrainian crisis, President Putin suddenly burst through his shirt like the Incredible Hulk to reveal broad shoulders and rippling biceps. Several republican men then fell to their news and bowed to Putin!!
Then, in a process that took over 10 minutes, John Boehner, with the help of several Secret Service agents, removed his coat, tie, and shirt to reveal a pair of skinny, weak-looking arms and a long, thin, turtle-like neck. He then slowly read from the teleprompter: "Bring it, Mr. Putin, sir."

They had to discontinue the news conference on President Putin's side because everyone, including the reporters and camera crew, were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. President Putin walked off, laughing hysterically while continuing to flex his biceps as several leading republican men got on their hands and knees and screamed "Give it to us Putin!" Local VCRCC member Tea Party Loser Tom from Ventura also wore a hammer and sickle on his shirt to show Putin he loves commies like Lenin and Putin!

First, let me comment on the idiot above's lame theft of my brilliant piece. Why would Vladimir Putin be having a joint news conference with John Boehner? Makes no sense whatsoever, which is pretty typical for this numb nuts. So, read on for the original writing, which this fool desperately tried to steal and, as usual, failed miserably in his attempt.

At a joint news conference today between President Vladimir Putin and President Barack Oblunder on the Ukrainian crisis, President Putin suddenly burst through his shirt like the Incredible Hulk to reveal broad shoulders and rippling biceps.

Then, in a process that took over 10 minutes, President Oblunder, with the help of several Secret Service agents, removed his coat, tie, and shirt to reveal a pair of skinny, weak-looking arms and a long, thin, turtle-like neck. He then slowly read from the teleprompter: "Bring it, Mr. Putin, sir."

They had to discontinue the news conference on President Putin's side because everyone, including the reporters and camera crew, were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. President Putin walked off, laughing hysterically while continuing to flex his biceps...

And hey, loser, stop stealing my material You unimaginative little punk!

At a joint news conference today between President Vladimir Putin and John Boehner, leader of the GOP on the Ukrainian crisis, President Putin suddenly burst through his shirt like the Incredible Hulk to reveal broad shoulders and rippling biceps. Several republican men then fell to their news and bowed to Putin!!
Then, in a process that took over 10 minutes, John Boehner, with the help of several Secret Service agents, removed his coat, tie, and shirt to reveal a pair of skinny, weak-looking arms and a long, thin, turtle-like neck. He then slowly read from the teleprompter: "Bring it, Mr. Putin, sir."

They had to discontinue the news conference on President Putin's side because everyone, including the reporters and camera crew, were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. President Putin walked off, laughing hysterically while continuing to flex his biceps as several leading republican men got on their hands and knees and screamed "Give it to us Putin!" Local VCRCC member Tea Party Loser Tom from Ventura also wore a hammer and sickle on his shirt to show Putin he loves commies like Lenin and Putin!

And hey, loser, stop stealing my material You unimaginative little punk!

First, let me comment on the idiot above's lame theft of my brilliant piece. Why would Vladimir Putin be having a joint news conference with John Boehner? Makes no sense whatsoever, which is pretty typical for this numb nuts. So, read on for the original writing, which this fool desperately tried to steal and, as usual, failed miserably in his attempt.

At a joint news conference today between President Vladimir Putin and President Barack Oblunder on the Ukrainian crisis, President Putin suddenly burst through his shirt like the Incredible Hulk to reveal broad shoulders and rippling biceps.

Then, in a process that took over 10 minutes, President Oblunder, with the help of several Secret Service agents, removed his coat, tie, and shirt to reveal a pair of skinny, weak-looking arms and a long, thin, turtle-like neck. He then slowly read from the teleprompter: "Bring it, Mr. Putin, sir."

They had to discontinue the news conference on President Putin's side because everyone, including the reporters and camera crew, were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. President Putin walked off, laughing hysterically while continuing to flex his biceps...

And hey, loser, stop stealing my material You unimaginative little punk!


Look at this dumb ass! He didn't even read the first paragraph (below) where I'm making fun of him using John Boehner in a wrong scenario. And then he duplicated it in his reply without realizing it. What an idiot!!! I don't know why I waste my time with this fool.


At a joint news conference today between President Vladimir Putin and John Boehner, leader of the GOP on the Ukrainian crisis, President Putin suddenly burst through his shirt like the Incredible Hulk to reveal broad shoulders and rippling biceps. Several republican men then fell to their news and bowed to Putin!!
Then, in a process that took over 10 minutes, John Boehner, with the help of several Secret Service agents, removed his coat, tie, and shirt to reveal a pair of skinny, weak-looking arms and a long, thin, turtle-like neck. He then slowly read from the teleprompter: "Bring it, Mr. Putin, sir."

They had to discontinue the news conference on President Putin's side because everyone, including the reporters and camera crew, were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. President Putin walked off, laughing hysterically while continuing to flex his biceps as several leading republican men got on their hands and knees and screamed "Give it to us Putin!" Local VCRCC member Tea Party Loser Tom from Ventura also wore a hammer and sickle on his shirt to show Putin he loves commies like Lenin and Putin!

And hey, loser, stop stealing my material You unimaginative little punk!

Look at this dumb ass Tea Party Tom from Ventura! He didn't even read the first paragraph (below) where I'm making fun of him using John Boehner in a wrong scenario. And then he duplicated it in his reply without realizing it. What an idiot!!! I don't know why I waste my time with this fool.

At a joint news conference today between President Vladimir Putin and John Boehner, leader of the GOP on the Ukrainian crisis, President Putin suddenly burst through his shirt like the Incredible Hulk to reveal broad shoulders and rippling biceps. Several republican men then fell to their news and bowed to Putin!!
Then, in a process that took over 10 minutes, John Boehner, with the help of several Secret Service agents, removed his coat, tie, and shirt to reveal a pair of skinny, weak-looking arms and a long, thin, turtle-like neck. He then slowly read from the teleprompter: "Bring it, Mr. Putin, sir."

They had to discontinue the news conference on President Putin's side because everyone, including the reporters and camera crew, were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. President Putin walked off, laughing hysterically while continuing to flex his biceps as several leading republican men got on their hands and knees and screamed "Give it to us Putin!" Local VCRCC member Tea Party Loser Tom from Ventura also wore a hammer and sickle on his shirt to show Putin he loves commies like Lenin and Putin!

And hey, loser, stop stealing my material You unimaginative little punk!

Look at this dumb ass! He didn't even read the first paragraph (below) where I'm making fun of him using John Boehner in a wrong scenario. And then he duplicated it in his reply without realizing it. What an idiot!!! I don't know why I waste my time with this fool.


At a joint news conference today between President Vladimir Putin and John Boehner, leader of the GOP on the Ukrainian crisis, President Putin suddenly burst through his shirt like the Incredible Hulk to reveal broad shoulders and rippling biceps. Several republican men then fell to their news and bowed to Putin!!
Then, in a process that took over 10 minutes, John Boehner, with the help of several Secret Service agents, removed his coat, tie, and shirt to reveal a pair of skinny, weak-looking arms and a long, thin, turtle-like neck. He then slowly read from the teleprompter: "Bring it, Mr. Putin, sir."

They had to discontinue the news conference on President Putin's side because everyone, including the reporters and camera crew, were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. President Putin walked off, laughing hysterically while continuing to flex his biceps as several leading republican men got on their hands and knees and screamed "Give it to us Putin!" Local VCRCC member Tea Party Loser Tom from Ventura also wore a hammer and sickle on his shirt to show Putin he loves commies like Lenin and Putin!

And hey, loser, stop stealing my material You unimaginative little punk!

Look at this dumb ass Tea Party Tom from Ventura! He didn't even read the first paragraph (below) where I'm making fun of him using John Boehner in a wrong scenario. And then he duplicated it in his reply without realizing it. What an idiot!!! I don't know why I waste my time with this fool.

At a joint news conference today between President Vladimir Putin and John Boehner, leader of the GOP on the Ukrainian crisis, President Putin suddenly burst through his shirt like the Incredible Hulk to reveal broad shoulders and rippling biceps. Several republican men then fell to their news and bowed to Putin!!
Then, in a process that took over 10 minutes, John Boehner, with the help of several Secret Service agents, removed his coat, tie, and shirt to reveal a pair of skinny, weak-looking arms and a long, thin, turtle-like neck. He then slowly read from the teleprompter: "Bring it, Mr. Putin, sir."

They had to discontinue the news conference on President Putin's side because everyone, including the reporters and camera crew, were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. President Putin walked off, laughing hysterically while continuing to flex his biceps as several leading republican men got on their hands and knees and screamed "Give it to us Putin!" Local VCRCC member Tea Party Loser Tom from Ventura also wore a hammer and sickle on his shirt to show Putin he loves commies like Lenin and Putin!

And hey, loser, stop stealing my material You unimaginative little punk!

Look at this dumb ass! He didn't even read the first paragraph (below) where I'm making fun of him using John Boehner in a wrong scenario. And then he duplicated it in his reply without realizing it. What an idiot!!! I don't know why I waste my time with this fool.


At a joint news conference today between President Vladimir Putin and John Boehner, leader of the GOP on the Ukrainian crisis, President Putin suddenly burst through his shirt like the Incredible Hulk to reveal broad shoulders and rippling biceps. Several republican men then fell to their news and bowed to Putin!!

Then, in a process that took over 10 minutes, John Boehner, with the help of several Secret Service agents, removed his coat, tie, and shirt to reveal a pair of skinny, weak-looking arms and a long, thin, turtle-like neck. He then slowly read from the teleprompter: "Bring it, Mr. Putin, sir."

They had to discontinue the news conference on President Putin's side because everyone, including the reporters and camera crew, were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. President Putin walked off, laughing hysterically while continuing to flex his biceps as several leading republican men got on their hands and knees and screamed "Give it to us Putin!" Local VCRCC member Tea Party Loser Tom from Ventura also wore a hammer and sickle on his shirt to show Putin he loves commies like Lenin and Putin!

And hey, loser, stop stealing my material You unimaginative little punk!

First, let me comment on the idiot above's lame theft of my brilliant piece. Why would Vladimir Putin be having a joint news conference with John Boehner? Makes no sense whatsoever, which is pretty typical for this numb nuts. So, read on for the original writing, which this fool desperately tried to steal and, as usual, failed miserably in his attempt.


At a joint news conference today between President Vladimir Putin and President Barack Oblunder on the Ukrainian crisis, President Putin suddenly burst through his shirt like the Incredible Hulk to reveal broad shoulders and rippling biceps.

Then, in a process that took over 10 minutes, President Oblunder, with the help of several Secret Service agents, removed his coat, tie, and shirt to reveal a pair of skinny, weak-looking arms and a long, thin, turtle-like neck. He then slowly read from the teleprompter: "Bring it, Mr. Putin, sir."

They had to discontinue the news conference on President Putin's side because everyone, including the reporters and camera crew, were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. President Putin walked off, laughing hysterically while continuing to flex his biceps...

And hey, loser, stop stealing my material You unimaginative little punk!

The VCRCC has come out with a Putin Calendar. Twelve fabulous months of Putin shirtless photos. Also ask them about the Putin inflatable love doll. Don't be a R.I.N.O. (Russian In Name Only) don't forget about our Putin Bobble Heads too!

100% of all proceeds go to a close friend or relative; acting as a charity, than back to me.

Together we can do this...

The VCDCC has come out with an Obama Calendar. Twelve fabulous months of Obama shirtless photos. Not for the weak of stomach. Also, ask them about the Michelle Obama inflatable love doll.

Don't be a D.I.N.O. (Democrat In Name Only) like Jacqui Irwin. Don't forgot about the Sasha and Malia bobble heads too!

100% of all proceeds go to a close friend of David Atkins; acting as a charity, and then back to me.

Together we can do this...

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I watched Elton Gallegly make a six figure income by just sitting around in a vegetative state for decades. I saw how he enjoyed his Congressional lifestyle. I see the need Congress has for another loud mouthed, arrogant, lackluster lawyer, but most of all it's my love for Hispanic voters that compelled me to run for Congress. That's why I ask for your vote for Congress.

*This message has been approved by Geff Jorell©

The VCRCC has come out with a Calendar. Twelve fabulous months of local republican officials with their heads shoved up their own behinds. Not for the weak of stomach. Also, ask them about the Ron Paul inflatable love doll.

Don't be a R.I.N.O. (Republiklan In Name Only) like Jeff Gorell. Don't forgot about the McConnell and Boehner bobble heads too!

100% of all proceeds go to a close friend of Adolf Hitler's; acting as a charity, and then back to me.

Together we can do this...

Hi, my name is Brulia Jownley,

I can't get a decent job anywhere because I have never done anything in my life except fed from the public trough. I like taking money from public employee unions, so in general people don't like me. I'm currently employed as a Congresswoman of a District that I don't understand.

I have been making a six-figure income by just sitting around in a vegetative state for the past two years. I saw really enjoy my Congressional lifestyle. I see the need Congress has for another member that is bought and sold by the unions and the enviro-nuts, but most of all it's my love for union members that compelled me to run for Congress. That's why I ask for your vote for Congress.

*This message has been approved by Brulia Jownley©

The VCRCC has come out with a Calendar. Twelve fabulous months of local republican officials with their heads shoved up their own behinds. Not for the weak of stomach. Also, ask them about the Ron Paul inflatable love doll.

Don't be a R.I.N.O. (Republiklan In Name Only) like Jeff Gorell. Don't forgot about the McConnell and Boehner bobble heads too!

100% of all proceeds go to a close friend of Adolf Hitler's; acting as a charity, and then back to me.

Together we can do this...

Hi, my name is Brulia Jownley,

I can't get a decent job anywhere because I have never done anything in my life except fed from the public trough. I like taking money from public employee unions, so in general people don't like me. I'm currently employed as a Congresswoman of a District that I don't understand.

I have been making a six-figure income by just sitting around in a vegetative state for the past two years. I saw really enjoy my Congressional lifestyle. I see the need Congress has for another member that is bought and sold by the unions and the enviro-nuts, but most of all it's my love for union members that compelled me to run for Congress. That's why I ask for your vote for Congress.

*This message has been approved by Brulia Jownley©

The VCRCC has come out with a Calendar. Twelve fabulous months of local republican officials with their heads shoved up their own behinds. Not for the weak of stomach. Also, ask them about the Ron Paul inflatable love doll.

Don't be a R.I.N.O. (Republiklan In Name Only) like Jeff Gorell. Don't forgot about the McConnell and Boehner bobble heads too!

100% of all proceeds go to a close friend of Adolf Hitler's; acting as a charity, and then back to me.

Together we can do this...

Hi, my name is Brulia Jownley,

I can't get a decent job anywhere because I have never done anything in my life except fed from the public trough. I like taking money from public employee unions, so in general people don't like me. I'm currently employed as a Congresswoman of a District that I don't understand.

I have been making a six-figure income by just sitting around in a vegetative state for the past two years. I saw really enjoy my Congressional lifestyle. I see the need Congress has for another member that is bought and sold by the unions and the enviro-nuts, but most of all it's my love for union members that compelled me to run for Congress. That's why I ask for your vote for Congress.

*This message has been approved by Brulia Jownley©

The VCRCC has come out with a Calendar. Twelve fabulous months of local republican officials with their heads shoved up their own behinds. Not for the weak of stomach. Also, ask them about the Ron Paul inflatable love doll.

Don't be a R.I.N.O. (Republiklan In Name Only) like Jeff Gorell. Don't forgot about the McConnell and Boehner bobble heads too!

100% of all proceeds go to a close friend of Adolf Hitler's; acting as a charity, and then back to me.

Together we can do this...

Hi, my name is Brulia Jownley,

I can't get a decent job anywhere because I have never done anything in my life except fed from the public trough. I like taking money from public employee unions, so in general people don't like me. I'm currently employed as a Congresswoman of a District that I don't understand.

I have been making a six-figure income by just sitting around in a vegetative state for the past two years. I saw really enjoy my Congressional lifestyle. I see the need Congress has for another member that is bought and sold by the unions and the enviro-nuts, but most of all it's my love for union members that compelled me to run for Congress. That's why I ask for your vote for Congress.

*This message has been approved by Brulia Jownley©

The VCRCC has come out with a Calendar. Twelve fabulous months of local republican officials with their heads shoved up their own behinds. Not for the weak of stomach. Also, ask them about the Ron Paul inflatable love doll.

Don't be a R.I.N.O. (Republiklan In Name Only) like Jeff Gorell. Don't forgot about the McConnell and Boehner bobble heads too!

100% of all proceeds go to a close friend of Adolf Hitler's; acting as a charity, and then back to me.

Together we can do this...

The VCDCC has come out with an Obama Calendar. Twelve fabulous months of Obama shirtless photos. Not for the weak of stomach. Also, ask them about the Michelle Obama inflatable love doll.

Don't be a D.I.N.O. (Democrat In Name Only) like Jacqui Irwin. Don't forgot about the Sasha and Malia bobble heads too!

100% of all proceeds go to a close friend of David Atkins; acting as a charity, and then back to me.

Together we can do this...

The VCRCC has come out with a Calendar. Twelve fabulous months of local republican officials with their heads shoved up their own behinds. Not for the weak of stomach. Also, ask them about the Ron Paul inflatable love doll.

Don't be a R.I.N.O. (Republiklan In Name Only) like Jeff Gorell. Don't forgot about the McConnell and Boehner bobble heads too!

100% of all proceeds go to a close friend of Adolf Hitler's; acting as a charity, and then back to me.

Together we can do this...

The VCDCC has come out with an Obama Calendar. Twelve fabulous months of Obama shirtless photos. Not for the weak of stomach. Also, ask them about the Michelle Obama inflatable love doll.

Don't be a D.I.N.O. (Democrat In Name Only) like Jacqui Irwin. Don't forgot about the Sasha and Malia bobble heads too!

100% of all proceeds go to a close friend of David Atkins; acting as a charity, and then back to me.

Together we can do this...

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