I bounced out of bed babbling in a bit of a blogging bilious mood. In my dreams, I'd blogged a blogger, a beautiful blogstress with big blogs. Oh baby did I blog her blog.

It was a blast, a blessing as we blindly blogged under the blankets. Blogging about this makes me blush but I have to boast a bit. What a bonanza blogging this babe who blew my blog boisterously and like a bomb, boosted me boundlesslly; my brim runneth over.

We blabbed some more about bright blogging but my inner buccaneer brochure was brutally brusque and all I could think about was was browsing in her broth like some blogging bum in the buff. She blogged outloud while I blogged in my mind: "God I'd like to just put my blog between her blog and enjoy that blogging buffet.

ANSWER (from Carol):

Certainly, you seem a culprit of covertly cunning computer creations. A word of caution to the culprit ..combining cutesy cursive here can lead to a calamity if you chat up a choir of charming characteristics and cannot come through to culmination.

If you heed not this caution, a chaperone will climb in close to you and your charming charge to compensate and circumvent your clumsy ceremonious circle of chicanery.

REBUTTAL:

Your dexterous diagnosis of my diatribe proved diligent and dignified but sounds a little bit like a dictum diminshing any dynamic discharge from my disciplined culmination.

I'm disheartend and disillusioned feeling dismissed and dishevelled and want to dispel any thoughts of what appears to be doddering dopey dullard like chicanary.

A chaperone for this dubious dribbling dwarf who is drowning in droopy drivel?

ANSWER(from Carol):

Evidently you are eager to engage an evil escapade of excessive and exhaustive experimentation toward enslaving your entourage.

However, I must endeavor to eradicate this elaborate egomanical episode of extreme exhibitionism.. The end...

FINALLY:

Fine, you've finally flustered me with this foggy formation and foppish form.

Figuratively speaking, I forecast a foray
into some fragment of foundation
freezing frightful friction and funny as it functions
I further favor freezing as you mentioned
in your fragrant frame.
Fini!