Tea Partiers are progressive, liberal, and populist. Those
on the Left are conservative, reactionary, and elitist.
No, I haven't lost my mind. This post is going to examine
some real definitions in the political world.
In the face of an expected conservative electoral tsunami,
many Democrats already threw down their arms and surrendered without a fight,
and those who intend to stick it out are grasping for any cover they can get
their hands on. And one time-tested way of hiding is to call yourself something
that you're not.
Like the hermit crab, the Democrat changes his shell when it
no longer suits its purpose, which is usually when the public finally figures
out what the liberals/socialists/progressives/(insert nice-sounding word here)
are implementing.
Of course, those on the Left are masters of euphemisms, so playing
with definitions is almost second nature to the inventors of political
correctness. Remember "handy capable" and "differently abled"? Crackheads have
a "disease." Charlie Rangel is "ethically challenged," and so on and so forth.
In 2010,the buzzword is "populist." It's got the focus-group
appeal--it sounds like "people," it's vague, and it doesn't carry around a lot
of baggage, like "liberal." You'll hear "progressive"
bandied about, the reflexive term the statists resort to when they've been
outed--but this year, in light of all the Tea Party rage--"progressive" is the
new word to co-opt.
And, because this article is about the accuracy of terms, co-opt
is exactly what I mean. Take the original meaning of "liberal." Prior to the
New Deal, it was used to refer to the Founding Fathers. That's right, those
dead, white slave owners that modern liberals hate.
Why would they name themselves after something they marginalize?
Simple--because people liked the sound of it, and the Left at the time had
already worn out the "Progressive" moniker. Nevermind that "liberalism" is
almost the polar opposite of the nanny state that modern "liberals" seek to impose
on the American people.
Don't worry--all good lefties recycle. While they wore out "progressive"
pretty fast at the beginning of the 20th century (Prohibition), the
memory ain't so great of those few that were alive when those disastrous
policies were in full bloom, and so the Left finds that it's effective to trot
that term out whenever they get into trouble. Here's an example of a post on the Ventura County Democratic Party
websites that mingles terms:
Ever wonder why it seems that
Democrats are especially disorganized and divided, snatching defeat from the
jaws of victory? It may not be as simple as a lack of will among our leaders.
Legal structures and political culture both work to make the job of building
and sustaining political parties, particularly progressive parties, very
difficult. Nonetheless, I would argue that party building, while hard and
sometimes thankless, is necessary for achieving progressive goals in the United
States, and that parties are an important and crucial part of a healthy
democratic system.
Interestingly, I read
that progressivism was borne out of a response to "changes brought by
modernization." That sounds reactionary to me.
Of course, "reactionary" is an inaccurate term the Left
applies to conservatives, a term which itself is inaccurate. The Left has
been so good at confusing all of us that we even use their flawed labels.
The French Revolution gave the
English language two politically descriptive words denoting anti-progressive
politics: reactionary and conservative. Reactionary derives from the French
word réactionnaire (an early nineteenth-century coinage), and conservative from
conservateur, identifying monarchist parliamentarians opposed to the
revolution.
Do modern conservatives--those of laissez faire economics and
minimal government--sound like people who would support an absolute government
in control of everything? Remind me which party's president has been given more
power than anyone since FDR?
Feel like the world is upside down yet? Can we even safely
rely on calling the Left "progressives?" Here's Wikipedia's first sentence in
that article: "Progressivism is a political attitude favoring or advocating
changes or reform."
Phew, that sounds familiar. President Obama calls himself a
Progressive, and he's Mr. Change. But wait a minute, although he SAID "change"
a lot, he didn't close Guantanamo, he's still practicing rendition, he's still
wiretapping people, he's bailing out big businesses, and is pretty much acting like
nobody told him that he doesn't have to continue Bush's policies. He's the Bush
third term that he warned us about when he talked about McCain.
Wouldn't the Tea Party fit nicely in the definition of "progressivism"
two paragraphs above? It's always called conservative, but they don't really
fit the original definition of conservative. Here's some more info on
progressivism:
Progressivism in the United States
is a broadly-based reform movement that reached its height early in the 20th
century and is generally considered to be middle class and reformist in nature.
It arose as a response to the vast changes brought by modernization, such as
the growth of large corporations and railroads, and fears of corruption in
American politics.
Alright--now the world is spinning out of control again--does that
say that progressivism is middle class, reformist, anti-large corporation, and
anti-political establishment?
I know you lefties are shouting that "conservatives" LOVE
big corporations. Maybe Country Club Republicans do, but your average Tea
Partier HATES fat cat corporate executives and the bailouts they get. He also
is middle-class, wants to reform everything, and is on the verge of throwing all
the bums out of Washington.
Now that we know everything is the opposite of what we've
been told, let's examine "populism," the latest phrase that's tossed at us.
Hopefully by now you have a healthy dose of skepticism. But let's give the
Democrats the benefit of the doubt, and maybe they got this one right. After
all, President Obama was hailed for his populist tone during his State of the
Union address. Again, we begin
with the Wikipedia definition:
Populism ...is a type of
political-social thought which juxtaposes "the people" against
"the elites", and urges social and political system changes. It can
also be defined as a rhetorical style deployed by members of political or
social movements. It is defined by the Cambridge dictionary as "political
ideas and activities that are intended to represent ordinary people's needs and
wishes"
OK, so Obama is the exact opposite of populism. He IS the elite--he's
rich, Ivy-League educated, and is the most powerful man in the world. You don't
get more elite than that. The Left loves elites--the elite media, college
professors, climate "scientists", Hollywood celebrities, "experts" of all
stripes. Who is the darling of the Left? John F. Kennedy, a man born into
privilege. Who does the Right connect with? Ronald Reagan, who had humble
origins and seemed like he was a homespun cowboy--a man who spoke in clear,
stark language. Naturally, the elites said he was dumb--after all, he doesn't
have the "nuanced" speech of President Obama.
Read that definition of populism again and tell me if it
sounds like those Tea Parties.
Yes THOSE Tea Parties. The ones you "liberals" "progressives"
"populists" call "racist", "fascist," and "Astroturf." While we're having
fun with definitions, let's see what "racism" REALLY means:
a belief or doctrine that inherent
differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual
achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has
the right to rule others.
Have you seen any Tea
Partiers, even the 10 percent that is present in any organization that is
insane, advocate a right to rule others based on their race? Yet they are
called this every day. And Fascism was a big government political ideology--not exactly
Tea Party fare. As for Astroturf--did you catch how a prominent local Republican
was politely
asked to leave a Tea Party protest over the weekend?
That's because the Left muddied those waters as well, just
like they did with everything else they wanted to hide. To summarize, according
to the true definitions of the terms:
Tea Partiers are progressive, liberal, and populist.
Those on the Left are conservative, reactionary, and
elitist.
How did they get away with that?