Maybe I am just a codger, a nim witted numskull (I'm sure many would agree)...but can SOMEONE anyone tell me what the heck is going on in our schools? If you don't know what I mean, read the article from the Daily News below...

Here are my favorites highlights (emphasis added - you know, to mock them)...

Sponsored by Verizon Wireless, the competition challenged students to send in the greatest number of cell-phone text messages or online submissions.

But teachers and students at Hoover High School in Glendale say they, not San Fernando, were the rightful winners.

"We are livid over here - livid," said Nareg Keshishian, an Advanced Placement teacher and student body adviser at Hoover High. "We're not going to be cheated. We won that contest fair and square."

MIND YOU - no one is kidding yet...

"We spent at least two weeks auditing the results."

"We didn't sleep at all, we did so much text-messaging," said Nelly Higneros, 19, of Pacoima, standing just beneath the stage.

Everybody clear why Nelly is 19 and still in High School?

But my personal favorite...

"This is one of the poorest schools in the state of California and yet they've proven they have access to computers, cell phones - and have mastered technology." San Fernando Councilwoman Maribel de la Torre said at the show.

MEMO to Councilwoman de la Torre... KIDS text messaging all night is not a symbol of the next generation of American Competitiveness.... SORRY. I was ROTFLOL until I realized she wasn't kidding...

My thoughts: There certainly was a lot of passion about this contest throughout the LAUSD. Did parents know about it? Is this how you want your kids spending their school and non-school hours?

What the heck is going on? In India...they are amused....

Tim Keaney

Verizon-sponsored concert contest sparks controversy

BY DANA BARTHOLOMEW, Staff Writer
LA Daily News

PACOIMA - As The Black Eyed Peas performed their hip-hop artistry during a concert Thursday at San Fernando High, controversy raged over the Verizon-sponsored contest that offered up the gig as first prize.
The multiplatinum artists of "Monkey Business" fame took the stage amid cheers from San Fernando High students - but jeers from competing high schools that saw a whole lot of monkey business in the high-tech challenge.

Sponsored by Verizon Wireless, the competition challenged students to send in the greatest number of cell-phone text messages or online submissions.

Verizon Wireless counted more than 10 million valid entries from 120 participating campuses - the most from San Fernando High.

But teachers and students at Hoover High School in Glendale say they, not San Fernando, were the rightful winners.

"We are livid over here - livid," said Nareg Keshishian, an Advanced Placement teacher and student body adviser at Hoover High. "We're not going to be cheated. We won that contest fair and square."

When the contest ended Jan. 9, students say, a Verizon Web site listed Hoover High with 8.9 million entries to San Fernando High's 6.7 million entries.

"Hoover won ... it wasn't even close," said Ani Petrosyan, 17, of Glendale, who attends Rose and Alex Philibos School, a Hollywood competitor. "In the beginning, San Fernando was ahead, but at the end, I knew for sure Hoover won, because of the Web site."

Not so fast, Verizon officials said, before The Black Eyed Peas took the stage at Tiger Field.

"We spent at least two weeks auditing the results. One of the rules was no automated entries - bots, or a program that submits entries automatically," said Gregg Yacovone, director of marketing for Verizon Wireless.

Yacovone said each automated entry was traced to an Internet Protocol address for each student, then disqualified.

"You could see there were some IP addresses that had five entries per second, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, for several weeks on end," he said. "San Fernando was the true winner."

San Fernando High students who gathered to hear the band said they worked hard to win the contest.

"We didn't sleep at all, we did so much text-messaging," said Nelly Higneros, 19, of Pacoima, standing just beneath the stage.

"Hoover did a scam, they tried to cheat us - Tigers all the way," added Ana Oliperos, 16, of Mission Hills.

Some said it was remarkable that working-class Latinos were able to dominate the high-tech match-up.

"There's a great consumer market in young Latino children," San Fernando Councilwoman Maribel de la Torre said at the show.

"This is one of the poorest schools in the state of California and yet they've proven they have access to computers, cell phones - and have mastered technology."

dana.bartholomew@dailynews.com