My wife and I went to see the Lemon Fest at the Pacific View Mall last weekend. There were no vendors with any lemon-related items. Nobody was even on theme, except for a baker who stuck a few lemons around their goods. No lemon-related shows were taking place. Only one food or drink vendor offered anything lemon-related — one item, a lemon sorbet. Oh, there was the booth selling Lemon Fest T-shirts and posters. Was I missing something?
— Kurt Triffet, Ventura