Emeli Sande's new one is an example of truth in advertising, "Our Version of Events" and it's on Capitol. I must admit that every car from the last 20 years looks the same to me and similarly, all these disco divas? Is there really any difference? OK, quick now - what's the difference between Madonna, Lady Gaga, Whitney Houston, Taylor Dayne? They all have the same plug-in drummer and the same voice. Here's another one - she'll probably make zillions and buy her own mall...