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Things that are indisputably lame, part two: abstinence-only sex education

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Let's explore the facts, shall we?

- The most logical way to avoid getting pregnant or contracting STDs is to refrain from having sex.

- The most logical way to maintain a good weight is to exercise every day and eat healthy foods.

- About 66 % of adult Americans are overweight.

- In a 2004 study, it was proven that only about 1% of the population is asexual, meaning the other 99% CRAVES SEX LIKE YOU CRAVE CAKE, FATTY.

Seriously. Think about how easy it is to make bad eating choices, despite the fact that every bit of logic suggests you shouldn't. That's exactly how it is with teenagers and sex! That's exactly how it is with all people and sex! Teaching only abstinence to kids is like telling the folks on 'The Biggest Loser' to just stop eating.

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This is terrible! I had to sign-in again! VCS forgot me, already. They probably wanted to. Facts, Sara? Yes, intercourse is the course taken to get PG and/or STD's. I was going to mention to stop eating as a weight-control, but you beat me to it. At least you know if you get "fat" on sex, by some misfortune of having fun, but the term of being fat is for 9 months, then you're over it. So, your deductive reasoning is right on target. How do you know so much about teenagers and sex? Ya, really, you cannot "teach" kids, albeit teenagers to stop eating or having sex; the biggest thing is to go out on a date at McDonald's or Burger King and then go out and find a place behind the dumpster someplace and, well...you know!

All joking aside, Sara, people will not keep to any weight control discipline, unless they are given incentives, I think. Or if someone watches them, too. It never fails to amaze me when these people who go out to a gym or someplace like that, tread a track, bike in place, or whatever...just to see and be seen in their tights, little white socks and Reeboks and muscle shirts,and maybe get a date in the meantime; just to get a date in the meantime. In the meantime, right after they do their thing at the gym, in a group environment, naturally, they head for the nearest fast-food palace, another group environment, order the greasiest, most sloppy, fat-ridden (trans-fat or not), onion, tomato, ketchup, lettuce, ranch dressing, melted cheesy, two double flat and oatmeal-filled hamburg patties deal on a sesame seed bun they can order, along with long, skinny french fries and a waxed paper cup of (mostly ice) soft drink. Why this "sesame seed" bun. anyway? What's with "sesame seeds"? Weight; seems you take it off to put it on again...same with sex, huh?

By the way, you are too cute.

(Retired Attorney) John T King, Philippines


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Sara Brody is a sophomore at the Thacher School in Ojai and an advocate for youth civil rights. In this blog she hopes to offer a youth perspective on important and not-so-important issues.

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