John Thow, owner of the Thirsty Kirsty’s pub in Scotland has banned Stewart Laidlaw for “chronic flatulence.” Saying that Laidlaw seemed to revel in disgusting the other patrons, Thow laid down the law and gave Laidlaw the permanent boot.

If getting kicked out for stinking up the place takes hold in America, our elected officials in Sacramento and DC better start looking for alternative employement!