A NEW APPROACH TO BIRTH CONTROL?
California Attorney General Bill Lockyer, like TV host David Letterman, has done it so often that his listeners would rebel if he gave a speech and didn't include a Top Ten list.
Accordingly, when Lockyer spoke to California delegates today, he rattled off a list of reasons why voters should send the Bush administration packing in the fall. Here are some samples:
* The nation needs a president who doesn't think that "EPA means 'emit pollutants anywhere.'"
* Voters should reject Vice President Dick Cheney's new "say No to pregnancy program -- go f-yourself."
* The president should understand that NAACP doesn't stand for "no African-American votes Counted at the Polls."
As with Letterman, maybe Lockyer has reached the point where coming up with list after list requires a bit of a stretch...
