They probably installed a switch in Ron's office and he isn't back from lunch...

This is the dumbest thing yet. It has effectively killed your blog based on the number of entries posted of late.

The timing is quite interesting as well. This all started right after Mike Osbourne was ripped to shreds by this blog over his suing of Ventura County. It wouldn't surprise me if Mr. Osbourne started whining to Ron Bamieh about people being mean to him.

Some people spend their whole lives protecting their egos from the truth. I believe this is one of those times.

Nobody,

Although conspiracy theories are fun it is because we switched some of the tools we use to run our blogs.

There is a problem that The Star staff said they are working on.

Nobody, Brian's right. You need to seriously consider getting a life. I suppose you're also on board with Rosie O'Donnell, Charlie Sheen, and the half a dozen or so other self-loathing loons who believe that 911 was an inside job. Sheez...

Mongo Flamo,
You're reading blogs on a Saturday night and telling people to get a life. I was having alot more fun than you were at 11:00p.m. that I can promise you.

Nobody, you don't know what I was doing after I logged off the computer at 11:19, now do you? And, believe me, it's not suitable for family viewing.

You, on the other hand, were probably sitting in a bar, getting drunker and working on your tenth turn-down by then...

Your confusing this with that time you got backstage passes at La Cage aux Folles.

Ron's back!!!!

No, Nobody, you got the story a little confused. I was looking for the restroom and stumbled unknowingly to the backstage area of La Cage aux Folles. It was there that I saw you practicing your leg lifts.

That's not my leg.

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Actually, it was both of your legs. I could tell by the red garters you were wearing.

I wonder if Brian likes the new changes with his blog. It's going to have to be something to get used to. The small font and Anne Clutter the first thing in "Categories". If you're going to have someone highlighted on your blog it should at least be a good one. Anne Colder? That's so 90's...

Nobody,

At first I thought you meant I misspelled Ann Coulter's name. So far I don't know how to erase the categories so that would have been funny.

Anyways, try to help me think of some categories that show up in alpha order first so that her name doesn't bother people so much.

The typeface size will likely be increased.

Me no like the changes. Type is way to small and everything is too cluttered.

Me no like the changes. Type is way to small and everything is too cluttered.

My old eyes force me to agree with Katie.

The blog elders can enlarge the text by clicking the the magnifying glass on the bottom right hand side of their screen. That's what I do.

A good way to get rid of Anne Clutter being at the top is to start every post from a local politician by writing the phrase "A Word From" or "A Message From". An example would be "A Message From Our Congressman Elton Gallegly". Wouldn't that be something....

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