Harcore metal is big in my ZIP. I assumed that metal had committed suicide at the top of its lungs to lyrics that no one could understand. I thought it was a phase like disco or Beanie Babies or caring about the environment. Turns out that rust never sleeps.

I noticed, in fact, an ad in the classifieds:

"New lead singer needed for Wretch."

Wretch is a popular "pain metal" band, at least until another band comes along with a cooler name like Vomit or Deathness.

I visited Wretch's website to see what happened to the old singer. Call it a hunch, but I'm thinking it has something to do with this...

Audio clip from Wretch