As if it weren't enough to wake up to ALARM clocks and fight RUSH hour traffic to meet our DEADLINES, here's something to really help your life slip away...

I think they should zoom out to show the calendar by centuries so that we can view our life as a blip in eternity. Then they can flash pictures from the Hubble Telescope to show Earth as a whisp of cosmic dust until our brain implodes and we qualify for disability. I mean, ideally.

Now back to work. Tick tock tick tock.